| seven: and now there is FEUDAL JAPAN. |
[May. 4th, 2009|03:23 pm] |
Oh look. I'm stuck in Feudal Japan with antagonistic, self-centred morons. Lucky me!
Next time that I am forced to accidentally time travel, I am going to make certain that I am not forced into baby sitting when that happens. |
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| six: things that go oh so swimmingly. |
[Apr. 28th, 2009|11:56 am] |
I am an academic rock goddess.
Next stop is seeing if I can make the swine flu, polka-dotted. |
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| five: now with fifty percent more quotage |
[Apr. 5th, 2009|03:03 pm] |
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I love it when parties are Affairs to Remember. Particularly of the ridiculous, CW drama sort. |
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| four: definitely not having it |
[Mar. 20th, 2009|01:13 am] |
Do you know how hard it is to warp the smell of HUMAN FECAL MATTER into something else when you're distracted by the overwhelming stench and the noises of the everyone's reactions to it?
It's not going to start smelling like daisies or ducks or I don't know explosions if I can't focus on anything else.
I need to get out of here. |
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| three: question for the forum. |
[Mar. 6th, 2009|12:52 pm] |
Consider yourself the appointed (or taken by force/prophecized/what have you) God of a group of people.
Are you a benign, benovolent sort who rules from afar and doesn't get involved with affairs of lesser mortals? Or are you the sort who demands sacrifices of human hearts and virgins at the full moon along with gallons of mead? Would you wipe the people out if they tried to rebel?
Discuss (and points for creativity). |
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| two: the words of wisdom |
[Feb. 24th, 2009|01:17 pm] |
I don't want to put a damper on anyone's festivities (after all today is meant to be celebratory before tomorrow's sobriety), but I hope that everyone remembers that Lent is pretty much a tribute to the forty day hunger strike of a man who was considered to be a terrorist by his contemporaries.
Just some food for thought by those who believe that everything is either Good or Evil. Because back in the day, Jesus would have been an ELE-er too. |
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| one: the search for a stronger sedative begins... |
[Feb. 18th, 2009|06:19 am] |
Does anyone want a purple horned bunny? How about a red one? I have an entire bury (as in 'a bury of rabbits') here and they used to be my socks.
I'd also be grateful new harder Sudoku puzzles and some aspirin. This headache coming on is going to be a real killer. Metamorphically speaking. |
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